Funny

Hi there! My wonderful friend Whitney got me a subscription to Parenting Magazine just after Lexi was born. I really enjoy this magazine. Cute articles, good information, and presents different parenting styles. On page 148 of the October issue, there was a page on Horror movies for Moms. I thought it was very cute so wanted to share with you.

Horror movies for Moms:
Think you've seen the scariest stuff Hollywood can dish out? Think again

Smellraiser
After his wife leaves for the day, a dad realizes with cold dread that something unholy is escaping from their baby's diaper. R (brief nudity)

The Bear Glitch Project
A family of four is terrorized by eerie groans and howls that, in a riviting climax, are traced to a Winnie the Pooh toy with dying batteries. PG-13 (violent act involving Winnie the Pooh)


The Stepford Toddlers
A newcomer to a tidy suburb has a hideous yet oddly comforting thought: The reason her nieghbor's children never throw tantrums in the supermarket or stick things up thier noses is that they are robots. PG-13 (graphic footage as newcomer extracts a crayon from her kid's left nostril)

Snackula
A health-conscious mom is shocked to discover that her child, despite his wholesome appearance, has been insatiably sucking down chocolate-flavored drinks at a friend's house. R (profanity - the kid's - after Mom confiscateshis eighth bottle of Yoo-hoo)

The Phantom of the Bedroom
Each time they climb into bed at night, a mom and dad are summoned by a disembodied voice demanding water, a blankie, and eleventeen more stories. G (no nudity whatsoever, despite repeated attempts)